The Same Only Different

"Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation."
-Norman Augustine

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moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

#winning

(Source: aryanstark, via upworthy)

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